WHAT TO EXPECT FROM YOUR BUCKS NIGHT…

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM YOUR BUCKS NIGHT…
 BY LOLA LA MONDE | CREATED ON JUNE 7, 2018

So you’re getting married…sigh… You brake the news to the boys… “BUX NIGHT!” Your next BIG question… “what am I going to do for it?”

Now from my experience as a waitress is that it doesn’t really matter what you want to do or where you want to go… there is a 99% chance that you will be participating the event in a poor fitting, paint and beer covered wedding dress (underwear seems to be optional.) So with that in mind, let’s start with some ideas as to where you can host a bux night that’s suitable for you, your mates and dresses’ needs.

RENT A HOLIDAY HOUSE/UNIT: Views, fully furnished/facilities. Pool/spa, a bit classy, relaxing.

FISHING CHARTER: Day out on the boat with the boys, fishing, early birds, seafood.

MIX IT UP! Why not do a few things? Barefoot bowls followed by dinner at the pub then a few hours of topless/nude waitresses and/or a Showgirl or two…or three  Skimpy golf, BBQ followed by an extreme showgirl ending your night by hitting the town with the boys.

Alright…the plan is set! Next up is “GIRLS”. Some grooms have no idea that waitresses/show girls are going to be there. They just think they are going to play golf then come back and get annihilated. So if you’ve planned a quiet one it could turn into something a bit more memorable very quickly.

WHATS EXPECTED OF THE CLIENTS?:
I know I know, its super exciting! BOOBIES! But please try to remain calm, before you go a bit silly and do something stupid! Let us just go through a few things first.

The client (whoever books the girls) is the girls main contact. On arrival (if you can’t answer the door directly because you are in a hotel etc) you should receive a call from your waitress/showgirl to let you know she has arrived or is arriving shortly. So it is wise and courteous to have your phone on you or within reach upon arrival of your waitress/showgirl.

MONEY: Have the money you owe your waitress/showgirl ready. If you have to hussle a few of the boys for the extra coin, that can take time. Do it BEFORE she arrives. Your waitress/showgirl doesn’t officially start until she has been paid in full. So organise your finances and you will be partying before your lips hit the can.
FIGHTING/INAPPROPIATE BEHAVIOUR: Boobs can make you do strange things. Then there are times when you’re just being a bit of a dick and disrespectful. Your waitress/showgirl is a professional who deserves to be treated with your respect! If at any time she feels that she is being abused, uncomfortable, in fear or assaulted, she should make aware to the client who organised her about any concerns she may have and let her agency know of any troubles or concerns. Your waitress/showgirl has the right to leave at anytime if something gets out of hand (such as verbal or physical fighting, abuse or assault). Should an altercation or assault of any kind happen to the waitress/showgirl the agency and police will be contacted immediately and the situation will be dealt with in accordance to the law. You (the client) have the responsibility to make sure you provide a safe environment for your waitress/showgirl and clear up any concerns or altercations for the duration of your waitress/showgirls time spent at your bux.

EXTAS…?
“Sooo.. ahh.. do you do extras?..” NOOOO! Your waitress/showgirl is not a prostitute! I repeat… your waitress/showgirl is not a prostitute. As flattering as that question is, it ain’t gonna happen. If that is what you’re after I advise you to check your local paper or brothel (unless you’re into rejection? And lots of it?!) Your waitress/showgirl however may offer a range of party tricks (such as motor boats), body shots, lap dances and upgrades. Each waitress/showgirl has a set price they charge per trick, so if you’re after a bit of extra fun and your waitress/showgirl hasn’t advised of her rates or extras ask and you shall receive.

TECHNOLOGY AND SOCIAL MEDIA:
PHONES: do you really want to be deleting 100s of photos of semi-naked women from your phone before your finance finds them? And not only for your sake but your waitress/showgirls sake too. Most waitresses/showgirls have a stable job/separate career, relationship; family they have to think about it. Some families and partners of your waitress/showgirl may not be aware of her job and I’m positive inappropriate pictures isn’t the way for them to find out. So please keep phones away during the time of your waitress/showgirls shift. In saying that, each waitress/showgirl has her own set of rules when it comes to phones and photos. Some are more than happy to pose for photo opportunities. Others are strictly against it. Each waitress/showgirl is different so it is always best to check.
SOCIAL MEDIA: Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram. ALWAYS ask and never post without permission and approval from your waitress/showgirl. Even if she has agreed to the photo, you still need her approval and permission to post on any social media source. Most waitresses/showgirls have their own social media that she may invite you to like/follow and/or post on. At the end of the day it is just best to leave social media out of a bux night/weekend anyway. I’m sure that photo of Johno passed out in his undies on the floor with a permanent marker penis on his face being tea bagged by Stevo doesn’t need to be posted or explained for that matter.
THE AFTERMATH..
THE SERVICE/FEEDBACK: If you’re happy with your waitress/showgirl why not let the agency know and provide some positive feedback. The agency & waitress/showgirl enjoys hearing feedback from their clients. It also helps future clients with their selection for their bux night. If you have negative feedback please don’t hesitate to let the agency know ASAP so they can endeavour to provide excellent service to their clients.
CARDS/REPEAT FUTURE BOOKINGS: Ask your waitress/showgirl for a card so she can entertain you again on a later date or for a different occasion.
MEMORIES: Assuming everything roughly went to plan, you had a great time, lots of laughs and drank maybe just a bit to much, I’m guessing you have had a great night and hopefully it was one you can expect to remember for the rest of your life.
FINAL NOTE: So that’s it really!!! GOOD LUCK! May you have a blast, stay safe and forever be in love.

XX LOLA LA MONDE.
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