HOW TO BOOK THE BEST WAITRESS FOR YOUR PARTY

HOW TO BOOK THE BEST WAITRESS FOR YOUR PARTY
 BY ELITESTRIPPERS | CREATED ON JUNE 13, 2017
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THE 7 STEPS TO SAVE YOUR NIGHT FROM THE DISASTERS YOU'VE ALL HEARD ABOUT....
No shows.
Not the requested girl.
Being ripped off.
HOW TO BOOK A TOPLESS WAITRESS..
So, you need to book a topless waitress for a buck’s party/poker night or boy’s night and you don’t want to let your mates down.

If you’re new to booking this type of entertainment or even if you’re the go to man, this is the guide for you. It should help you stay out of trouble and the whole process should be pain free and your event a successful one.

The main points that this article will cover are

The importance of securing your booking so you don’t miss out on the girls you want.
Why it’s important to prepare before you begin your search.
The importance of reading the fine print so you don’t get ripped off.
Choosing a topless waitresses that are going to be more than just pretty faces.
Before we get stuck into the finer details, we’d like to share with you what we’ve found in our 25+ year's experience at Elite Strippers

Imagine the following scenario.

After looking at 10-20 websites, they narrow it down to a handful they like. They then ring around to get the best deal. After a bit of back and forth, and conferencing with the other guys a decision is made and a deposit is paid locking in the time, venue and girl/s.

Sounds straight forward doesn’t it?

NOW TO THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT.
The guys have been out and about with pre-party events i.e paint ball, whiskey tasting, swapping stories and gearing up for a fun night with some smoking hot girls, then looking forward to the VIP entry to one of the hot night clubs..

The time of arrival for the waitresses comes………………..and then goes.

An hour passes before they get hold of the agent (if your lucky). They promise to sort it out. 15 minutes later he calls back to tell them one of the girls can’t make it but he has a replacement that will be there shortly and the other will be another hour away.

OK. Not great but salvageable.

30 minutes later, the replacement arrives. Reasonably attractive. Polite. They give her the money. She then spends the next 3 hours alternating between staring at her phone and flirting with the buck’s brother.

At least she was topless.

The second girl arrives. Either her photo was taken some time ago or she has miraculously gained 10kgs since her “recent” photo was taken. Given the chances of getting a suitable replacement within 30 minutes are pretty much zero, they proceed with the booking.

It’s a safe bet that the booking was a bit of a waste of time and the once off bucks night that was meant to be the last hoorah is never spoken about again.

Unfortunately, these types of scenarios are quite common. Some are even worse. With the gluttony of agency's to choose from these days and an abundance of waitresses in some areas, you are going to be hard pressed to avoid the dud agents or girls. Sure, you might get lucky. But wouldn’t it be better to minimize the risk?

So, where did they go wrong and how can you avoid making the same mistakes? Most of what we are going to share with you is common sense.

The rest of it?

Little known but vital steps that will help you get what you paid for and a night to remember.

What we are going to teach you here is how to book a waitress and actually get what you paid for.

Here we go.

SECURE YOUR BOOKING
There is no point going through all the steps below if you have no intention of securing your booking by paying a deposit.. LOCK IT IN

Pay the deposit. Because, unless a deposit is paid, the girls will take another booking over yours if the other booking pays a deposit. Most girls can only fit in 4-6 bookings each weekend. That’s a limited number of opportunities for you to get the one you want at your party. From the girl’s perspective, a booking with a deposit is more secure for them than one that will ‘pay them everything on the night’. It’s nothing personal, they are just protecting themselves and there income.

If you have followed all the steps below this then you should have a good gut feeling about the agent you are dealing with. Don’t throw all that hard work away. Secure the booking.

OK lets get in to the nitty gritty so make a short list of what you and the guys looking for?

Find out from the guys the general consensus on the following.

Rough budget? How long you plan to have the girls attend the party? Topless or Nude waitresses? Girls that do Lap dances? How many girls? Blondes, brunettes or other? Natural or fake boobs? Tattoos or not? Personality types?

#AGENTS ADVISE:
In regards to Lap dances. It’s best to make sure your other halves are OK with it.

In our experience it’s best to book at least 1 waitress for every 8-12 guys that will be attending.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
If your only sitting around watching the footy 1 girl is enough to pass the beers around maybe 2 if there are a lot of guys 15+. save some money and book more for after the game.

If you book too few, it’s likely that they will be too busy running backwards and forwards fetching drinks to be able to entertain your mates with fun games or great conversation.

You may need to be flexible on some things. Decide what are must haves and what is negotiable. This will save you going backwards and forwards to find the perfect girls.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
Be prepared to listen to the agent’s advice. After all we have been at this for many years and know the girls very well personally in some instances and can guide you on the best girls for your night.

Start planning at least a few weeks before your event

Research at least 3-4 weeks before. generally the girls open there booking up for 2 months prior

Most popular girls are booked weeks in advance, if not months. Usually because they look like their photo, they’re reliable, fun and have great testimonials. Don’t leave it to the last minute to book.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
If you think they are hot there are 1000's of other guys that think that too..

READ the small print

This step is crucial. This is where most guys go wrong. When you find yourself on a site that looks great, DON’T go and look at the girls first. Yes, you read that correctly. Instead, check out the following: The ‘rules, or ‘terms and conditions’. Why? Because sometimes there are nasty clauses that could cost you.

Some agents will bury their nasty little clauses in a novel of ‘terms and conditions’, after all, how many people are going to read through 20+ pages of fine print? Not many and that’s what they are counting on. Luckily for you, we are giving you a shortcut and telling you where you are likely to find these clauses and describing below what these clauses are likely to say.

Here we go……

WHERE SHOULD YOU LOOK?
These nasty clauses can be found usually under the following links;

Terms of Service Terms and Conditions Rules

If you find yourself staring at a novel of conditions, the following type of sections usually contain clauses you should watch out for;

Bookings and Cancellations Cancellations Bookings Fees

What are these clauses likely to say?

‘All deposits are NON REFUNDABLE and NON-NEGOTIABLE’

‘In the event the entertainer you have requested becomes unavailable, another will be sent in her place, and no refund will be offered’

‘If you cancel at any stage no refunds will be given’

‘If your chosen entertainer doesn’t show up no refunds will be given’

Clauses like the ones described above have cost guys money. You can read about one case "here".

You don’t want to get stuck not being able to secure a refund on your deposit if the entertainers you chose become unavailable. Instead, you want to look for a clause similar to the one below.

Another nasty trick is the lack of other particular guarantees.

Ask the agent more questions: By now, you’re getting close to finding that perfect fit. A trustworthy agent that is likely to have girls that will live up to expectations.

Just a few more questions to ask. Will the agent or an authorized representative be by their phone throughout the booking? If you’re happy with the girls will you be able to extend their booking duration?

*Is there anything you can do to make the night go more smoothly?

Go with your gut feeling when choosing your adult entertainment agent

At this stage, you would have spoken to your shortlisted agents.

Did any of them seem unprofessional in any way? Did any of them come across as salesy?

*Forget about any minor price differences between agent’s quotes. An offer of a small saving may seem great but if you’re in any doubt about an agent take that doubt into consideration.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
Choose the agent you have the best feeling about.

OK now your ready to pick your waitresses

It’s time to choose your girls. You already have a rough idea of how many you need, the sort of look you’re going for and personality types.

Remember be prepared to listen to your agent’s advice. Agents are usually on the money when knowing which girls will be the best fit for your particular event.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
The list provided to you will normally be active for 24hr after you receive it the girls will normally hold there availability for that time but dont mess around if the girl that fits your needs is available tell the agent asap.. remember your not the only one that thinks she fits the bill.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
Almost 100% of the time agents have girls on their books who are only promoted privately so make sure you ask to see who else they have.

#AGENTS ADVISE:
For peace of mind, if the agent hasn’t supplied you with natural shots (selfies), request them. Professional photos will always be polished to a degree. The closer a girl looks to her selfie the better.

We recommend that for every girl you pick you also pick a backup. Backups are important as stuff happens. For example, your first choice is already booked or a girl gets sick or a car breaks down.

You have now learnt inside tips on how to book a waitress. Only one more but important step. Remember Step 1

Book the girls pay the deposit!

and give the agent feedback that's what helps us stay on our game.

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